Third Person Narrator: Plumber, Princess, & Attacking Turtle

Once upon a time, in a castle there was this beautiful princess that was in love with a plumber. She had felt extreme feelings for this plumber, which he had for her also. In response to all this there was a turtle trying to attack the princess. Therefore, the plumber had to save his lover from this terrifying turtle. Later, the turtle jumped on the princess and the plumber came over and hit him with his plunger. Afterward, they all got together and all the turtle wanted was a big kiss from the princess. The princess felt mad that it jumped on her but she still wouldn't have gave it a kiss because it would be awkward knowing the plumber was right there.